Livin_Like_Larry

so-humorous:

i hate when this happens. In the end, he held onto what was most important: his food.

so-humorous:

i hate when this happens. In the end, he held onto what was most important: his food.

(via sextnoise)

alabasterbones:

i envy people that come up with witty comebacks on the spot because i’m gonna need at least a 3 day notice 

(via satan-with-boobs)

brandxnewx:

when you flirt with the bae

brandxnewx:

when you flirt with the bae

(via satan-with-boobs)

Bae: babe come over

Me: I just put my bagel bites in the oven

Bae: my parents aren't home

Me: I literally just put them in the oven

serfboarts:

thatsmoderatelyraven:

what even is this show

the deleted scene from american horror story: Coven

serfboarts:

thatsmoderatelyraven:

what even is this show

the deleted scene from american horror story: Coven

(Source: spongebob, via satan-with-boobs)